Total Medals Earned: 911 (From 198 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,970 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (35/245 points)
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Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Give the host hepatitis
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/220 points)
Find the wings.
Complete the game.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/495 points)
Complete first 9 holes
Hole in one
Complete all 18 holes
Collect all the rainbow gems
The full 10,000 points on one hole
Complete a full game 8 times
Get an Albatross on every hole
The full 10,000 points on 9 holes
Complete a full game in under 3 minutes
Complete a full game 20 times
Perfect 10,000 points on every hole
Complete a full game 50 times
Medals Earned: 3/18 (40/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
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Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/240 points)
Solve 5 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 10 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 15 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 20 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 25 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 30 levels in Zomby Birdy
Medals Earned: 7/26 (35/500 points)
Drink poison
Scale Mount Ulahard
Play with your dog
Craft your first potion
Burn Duro to get his ship
Complete Ro'gor
Pick your first ingredient
Complete Aeryl
Complete Elaris
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Meztla
Complete Potal
Complete Rhisla
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only