zipstyke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[It came from MARS!!!]

Cool enough.

Was funny to see him sex a lot of things up but you should have put them between his legs not behind like you so lazily did. Crappy scream of that guy was annoying to but the rest was fine.

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[A Mario Short (VGE)]

That was alright.

Three animation points.

- The castle stretches widthways when it zooms in and out.
- Mario's bulgy eyes don't move with him so it looks like they're floating infront of his face.
- Mario should have changed black when he went through the door, as if he was going into shadow. Alpha-ing him out looked like he was a ghost or turning invisible.

It was funny when Mario turned the light back off slowly. Overall well done ish.

[Computer Problems 2]

Good job.

Pretty funny as I use both Mac and PC where I work so I hate them both for different reasons. Your quasi-3D was pretty nice in this and the first movie too.

You forgot to mention the whole force-quit vs alt+ctrl+delete thing and then crappy Macs having a massive error which freezes the screen and makes black and white text come up, and the crappy PC error where you can't get the taskbar back unless you fuck around and run Explorer. Ugh. Hate crappy computers.

Umm, where was I? Hehe.

[Halo Armageddon]

Possibly the best recreation of a video game ever.

Pity it was a MOVIE of something that I've seen a thousand times with nothing that seemed new at all. AT ALL! What was the point? to be bored out of my mind for over 4 minutes while it might get to something? Sorry, but your skins didn't create enough of an attraction for me to care about watching any punchline/climax to this movie.

Jack-Mace responds:

well now.. if you want to get bored.. you know where to look now!

[Tails and his GBA 2]

Great!

This was one of the only sprite movies I've ever totally watched. That means a lot! A couple of my suggestions:

1. Don't use a clock.
Yeah I love clocks and all but it ruined the whole immersion that you actually had going with the movie. I was really into it with the good music and funny jokes etc, but the clock stopped all that. It also limits the movie to only being on NG when if you hadn't used clocks you could have given it to other websites thus generating more visitors to your website but now it will be hard for you to do that without confusing the unkowing viewer.

2. Voice acting or clicking for the next text.
It was sometimes hard to tell when the text changed while trying to watch the action as well as read.

Apart from those two things, which you'll probably never read anyway, this was great. Well done.

RupeeClock responds:

1: I wasn't intent on putting this flash on other sites actually, NG exclusive. :)

2: Voice acting would take away from the videogame feel, they don't have voice actors in the games, much.

Ha, I did read those two points, anyway thanks for pointing that out, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[M]

Scary.

Yet true. Makes you think that. Nice.

[Lock Day Musica]

Ugh, I'm so confused.

The lemon party bit was great.

"Lock Legion"? I've been gone for too long.

[Square - 4]

Fantastic

The interactivity made it all the more fun. Well done.

Funny thing is I randommed up square - 3 and liked it (but couldn't remember it) so I went to review it again. It had an eror saying that I had already reviewed it in 2003. I don't write many reviews so that was weird.

Good job, you should make more things. Gogogogogo.

[Breaking Sequence w/music]

hahah

What an awesomely lame joke at the end. Reminds me of me when I was my age. Nice animation overall it was swell.

[Sheep take over NZ]

Did you know...

That the ratio of sheep to humans is grater in Australia than it is in New Zealand? Hmm... interesting.

jonesynz responds:

Hmmm nope didnt know that. but it makes sense... aussie is huge compared to NZ an altho they have ALOT more people, they have HUGE farms on the west.